Tuesday, January 20, 2009

10 REASONS I CANT LIVE IN THIS DAMN CONTAINER OFFICE ANYMORE

1. the space is so small that every man's conversations feels like they're screaming right in front of you.
2. i have to walk through the stepping stones before entering the office, how can i use my hi-heels for god's sake???!
3. whether its rainy season or not, it's always BECEK !!! i cant even use my zara boots if i have one.
4. my one and only car have to experienced the gradient just like racing in slope every fucking day to access the parking lot.
5. i have the noisiest CPU in the office (for unknown cause), so now i have to use my own laptop for working bcause every single person will complaint every time i turn it on.
6. working with my own laptop is really A PAIN IN THE ASS! just like u told ur 90 years old granny to climb a volcanic mountain, that can erupt anytime aka HANG!.
7. the toilet smells so bad that i cant even hardly breath inside.
8. the toilet water is freaking yellow and nasty. everytime i pee on the closet, feels like all deadly gems and virus are there and ready to attack me anytime.
9. i dont even have my own phone in my desk, so i have to take a few steps to fax machine to make calls. Do i hv to use my own mobile? NA AH! they dont pay me enough to do that!
10. they dont have A3 printer. So i have to enlarge it in a copy machine (what a shame for 11 bio project like this). thank god they still hv copier machine...